More chav jokes

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The first three that were posted in the other one are still the best, buut here are a few more...


Whats the difference between a coconut and a chav?
Ones thick &&hairy the ohers is a chav

Why did the chav get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Whats the difference between an onion and a dying chav?
Onions make you cry

What’s the difference between a battery and a chav?
A battery has a positive side

Why are chavs like slinkies?
Because Slinkys are useless exept the fact that its hilarious watching them fall down the stairs.

What’s faster than a chav running away with your pc?
His mate running away with your laptop

What happens to a thought in a chavs head?
It dies of loneliness !!

Why is it a shame when three chavs fall of a cliff in a nova?
A nova seats four.