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Post  xMadeUpStoriesx on Sun Jun 22, 2008 11:22 am

Yeah these jokes are kinda old... But oh well!

1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
Innit.

2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted

3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
Safe.

4. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.

5. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike.

6. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
The police

7. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's?
A liar.

8. What do you say to a chav with a job?
Can I have a big mac please

9. What do you say to a chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand

10. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4

11. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
Granny.

12. How many chavs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, they'll screw anything.

13. Why did the chav take a shower?
He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the carwash.

14. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
Society

15. What happened to the chav's brain cell?
It died of loneliness
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